astronauts xxx funny or not?
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German whilst the Russian decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home. First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms. Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause. Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked “Has anyone got a friggin’ match?”
quick one
did you hear about the qu*er astronuat
he kept going round uranus
you get worse
Leo reads in English
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6″ LITTLE TURTLE LOVEY w BOOK in GERMAN BEE BOOKS BABY $12.97 |
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Pocoyo: Meet Pocoyo $2.70 Studio: Ncircle Entertainment Release Date: 10/30/2007… |
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Waiting To Exhale: Original Soundtrack Album $5.04 No Description Available.Genre: Soundtracks & ScoresMedia Format: Compact DiskRating: Release Date: 14-NOV-1995… |
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Baby Einstein – Language Nursery $8.99 If you’ve been around babies in the last few years, you’ve seen these newfangled toys that are abstract in color (or just black, white, and red) and make curious, crunching noises. Studies have shown that these types of toys stimulate newborns, expanding the capacity of their little sponge-like minds. That concept comes to the video age in Baby Einstein. This 30-minute tape is called a “video boar… |
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Finding Nemo [VHS] $24.99 A delightful undersea world unfolds in Pixar’s animated adventure Finding Nemo. When his son Nemo is captured by a scuba-diver, a nervous-nellie clownfish named Marlin (voiced by Albert Brooks) sets off into the vast–and astonishingly detailed–ocean to find him. Along the way he hooks up with a scatterbrained blue tang fish named Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), who’s both helpful and a hindrance, someti… |
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Bilingual Baby, GERMAN, Vol 3 [VHS] $8.36 … |
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Swann in Love [VHS] $24.98 Everybody talks about reading Proust’s Remembrance of Things Past, but do you know anyone who actually has? Here’s a way to fake it: this film from Volker Schlöndorff dramatizes one section of the ponderous novel, casting Jeremy Irons as a French aristocrat who makes himself something of a laughingstock with his obsessive pursuit of a faithless courtesan (or is that redundant) played by Ornella M… |
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Hercules (Gold Collection) $9.90 Not the egregious foul it seemed to be in theaters, Hercules stands up as an entertaining spritzer of an animated feature. The continual peppering of in-jokes and cultural references becomes less irksome on video. That there’s no majesty or awe invested in the beloved Greek legends also seems less of an error. Also on the plus side is the bounciest Alan Menken music since Little Shop of Horrors. W… |
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The Other Woman $2.99 A sensitive performance by Natalie Portman drives this comic drama about love and loss, as an affair with her married boss (Scott Cohen) leads to the breakup of his marriage. Even after he is free to wed Portman, his ex-wife (Lisa Kudrow) continues to act as a destructive influence, with an unexpected tragedy soon changing everyone’s lives. Charlie Tahan, Lauren Ambrose co-star; adapted from an Ay… |
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Pantone: The Twentieth Century in Color $24.68 Pantone, the worldwide color authority, invites you on a rich visual tour of 100 transformative years. From the Pale Gold (15-0927 TPX) and Almost Mauve (12-2103 TPX) of the 1900 Universal Exposition in Paris to the Rust (18-1248 TPX) and Midnight Navy (19-4110 TPX) of the countdown to the Millennium, the 20th century brimmed with color. This vibrant volume takes the social temperature of our rec… |
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Fisher-Price Brilliant Basics Baby’s First Blocks $5.55 Ten bright blocks are ready for baby to drop into the open bucket or through the shape-sorting lid. Baby will love filling the bucket with blocks, dumping them out, then starting over again. Great for eye-hand coordination and other early skills. Then baby can move on to sorting and stacking and learning about identifying and matching shapes. Includes plastic shape-sorting box with take-anywhere h… |
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