Obama Funny Jokes
Obama's economy is so bad … Porcelain White House is actually being done in China.
Obama's Economy so bad … that the President is changing its slogan of "hope and change to spare!"
Obama economy is so bad … Saturday Night Live you are thinking telling a joke about Obama.
Obama's economy is so bad … that the president is a small business on the side. Call GM.
Obama economics too bad … The Americans are caught sneaking into Mexico.
Beer is better than Obama because soldiers like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than empty empty suit.
Obama said "NO" to drugs, but have not heard of.
Critics say which lies about Obama … and most of them are true. (Tip o'the hat to Winston Churchill).
In a recent speech by Obama was a child in the back of the room shouting anti-American hatred and racist remarks. They turned the lights on the scene and was the Rev. Wright. For a moment I thought Obama was back in the church and shouted: "I can get an amen?
(You can see OBMA India Photos)
Recently, someone wrote: "A joke of Obama on the Letterman program is also likely to joke about Muhammad in a mosque."
If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a ship at sea and began to sink, to be saved? …. America!
slogan of Obama "Yes we can "become" if you want. "
The Senator Obama was sitting with a girl on a flight back to Washington. He turned to her and said: "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with his traveling companion."
The girl, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said Obama's statement, "What do you mean?"
"Oh, I do not know," said Obama. "What changes should I make to the United States?" And he smiled.
"Okay," he said. "This could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you a question first horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same thing -… Yet the deer excretes little pellets grass, while a cow is in a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you think? "
Obama, visibly surprised by the intelligence of the child, think for a moment and finally said. "Hmmm, I have no idea"
To which the girl replies: "Do you really qualified to move to States Together when you do not know shit? "
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I am a student of chemical engg. i have posted many funny obama pics on entertainclub.com
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